Swag - it hides in my kitchen cabinet
I don't want any more swag.
College is your first visit to the land of swag and you love it! On the Quad you say yes to free pizza, t-shirts, highlighters, and stress balls. Career fairs are the next level. You talk to recruiters from companies you would never work for simply for a chance to spin the prize wheel and win a can coozie. Today I was at a worker's comp seminar. I know, you're jealous. The minute I walked in I got my copy of the materials on a logoed jump drive. I could then grab a water bottle and a pen holder...but I didn't.
I don't need any more t-shirts. I can only sip from one water bottle and one coffee mug at a time. I'm not ambidextrous so I only need one pen. In general? I don't want any more crap and I feel bad giving it away or throwing it away. My solution? I don't take it. I don't care that's free. I don't want to carry it. I don't want to store it.
Chapstick. If you need a logo giveaway, pick chapstick. You can never have too much.