Sunday, June 29, 2014

King Kamehameha Day Parade - Lahaina, Maui

I love parades, and whenever there is a chance to enjoy one here in Maui, I'm in (remember the Whale Parade?).      June 11 is King Kamehameha Day in Hawai'i, and it is a paid holiday at my job.    If I'm getting the day off work, I need to know why.    King Kamehameha the Great was the monarch who established the unified Kingdom of Hawai'i.    Local friends told me that I shouldn't miss my first King K parade - especially the horses.   

Horses?   Yes horses.   
Wearing leis.  

The highlight of the parade, for me, were the pa'u riders.    Riders and their horses are decorated in beautiful homemade leis.   Each island was represented with different flowers and colors.   Horses first arrived in Hawai'i in the early 1800s and a paniolo (cowboy) culture developed as well.   

The parade came down Front Street in Lahaina, and was not on the holiday itself, but on the following Saturday, along with crafts, music, and food under the Banyan tree.    

If you are in Hawai'i next year over King K Day, be sure to check for activities and parades.  

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

How To Catch Your Haggis - Two Tales of Scotland

Tale 1:   The Haggis And I

On our first night in Scotland, after a wee nap to escape the jet lag, we ventured out for dinner at a pub called The Cannon's Gait.   I did not order haggis.    I ordered this delicious goat cheese tart.   

See?   Tart
There I was, happy with the prospect of my coffee and tart on a cool rainy eve, when my sister says "Jenni, go ahead, try this!".      Now anyone who has a sibling knows that this should be a red flag.  A big red flag.  As Taylor Swift would say I should have said no 

It starts early in childhood "this tastes gross, you try it" or "that looks disgusting, you've got to look at it."   Ever bite into a piece of candy that is really sour or has a crazy flavor?   Your instinct is I've got to find someone else to agree that this thing is __________ (pick your adjective).    She passes over a small piece of a filo wrapped haggis ball that she ordered in celebration of our first day in Scotland.    I put it in my mouth.    That was my first mistake.    And then my brain stopped functioning.    I couldn't swallow it.    And I didn't have the presence of mind to spit it out.  Fortunately there are no pictures to capture this esteemed moment, but it sounds like my facial expressions were something to behold.   Finally, with my sister's encouragement, the piece of haggis went into the napkin and I sucked in a haggis-free sigh of relief.

Everywhere we went, haggis was available.     You want to get a side order to go with your breakfast buffet?   Canned haggis for your pantry?  Vegetarian haggis for your friend who doesn't eat meat?   Haggis flavored potato chips?  (I opted for the Aberdeen beef flavor myself) Duty free haggis in cans, jars, or fresh to pop into your carry on luggage for your friends or family back home?    

Haggis.   It's there.    Waiting for you.

My non-haggis flavored chips

Tale 2:  How to Catch Your Haggis

At the end of our trip, we were visiting family friends on the beautiful island of Islay.    Where is Islay?    It's in the Hebrides.   An island on the west coast of Scotland where there is nothing but ocean between them and Newfoundland.   Nine whisky distilleries on an island of 3000 or so people.   

What happens on a small island with 9 distilleries

Our hosts used to do Scottish dancing and traveled throughout Europe.    And one time, when they were explaining  their cultural dress, specifically the accessories, they told this story.    When men wear their kilt, they wear a sgian-dubh (black knife), a small knife, tucked into their sock.     You would think that this was for something innocuous, like slicing an apple, or perhaps throwing into a target during clan games.     But no.    It's for catching the haggis.

Now, the haggis live in the highlands and spend their days running around the mountains, so they have two long legs on one side and two short legs on the other side.   Perfect for mountain life.    When you go hunting for the haggis, you have to be very stealthy.    Come up on them from behind and yell "BOO!"   When they turn around to see what's happening they lose their balance and start rolling down the hill.   And that's when you use your sgian-dubh to kill them!

What about you?   Are you pro-haggis?  
Do you have a story about trying a special cultural dish?


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